7 Masturbation Techniques That Will Take You to Orgasm

Alone (or not), when we take the bull by the horns—or the unicorn by the horns—and unleash pleasure, we want to lend a hand (not literally). By now, we assume you know what we’re talking about (and even more so because you obviously read the title of this article, or so we’d like to think). Yes, we’re talking about masturbation.

It’s time to go to sleep, or time to get up to get back to your daily activities… or maybe you’re at the office and want to release a little stress.

Yes, that basic need is knocking at the door (or at your fly), and you know it’s time to slide your hand under your waistband and begin that ritual that can last a long time or be a quick solo game.

Masturbation is a ritual, but we don’t judge anyone who wants to make it a short session.

Below, we’ll give you 7 techniques that will make masturbation more enjoyable, no matter how much time you want to invest. Oh, and this time, we’ve given the sock a rest (although we don’t know if anyone still uses this technique).

1. The Stranger (or the Unknown Woman, however you want to see it)

This is a well-known technique, but it’s still effective and interesting. All you have to do is sit on the palm of the hand you’re masturbating with for a short time until it goes a little numb.

Then use it to stroke your penis up and down. You’ll feel as if someone else is masturbating you. This experience is very similar to doing it with the hand you don’t usually masturbate with. Let’s say, you always do it with your right hand, try it with your left and you’ll see that the sensation is very different. To speed up your lava, I recommend you to watch Ella Alexandra nudes.

2. Milking the Cow

The movement is simple and can easily be related to the way dairymen milk cows. First, stimulate the penis until you achieve an erection. Then, join the index fingers and thumbs of each hand to form a ring—we recommend lubricating your hand or penis—enclose the head of the penis with the fingers of one hand and slide it down to the base, squeezing.

When you reach the base, your other hand should be on the head to follow the same path as the other. Repeat as many times as necessary, alternating hands.

3. The Crystal Ball

Just like the milkman’s movements, we can compare this to those scenes of a fortune teller rubbing a crystal ball. If you haven’t understood this point, we’ll explain it in more detail: lubricate the palm of one or both of your hands and focus on massaging the head of the penis in a circular motion.

You don’t need to stimulate anything else here. If you’re uncircumcised, the experience may be a little uncomfortable because the head must be completely exposed, but at the same time, it’s very pleasurable if you can handle it.

4. Condom with Lubricant

Very simple and pleasurable. All you need is a condom and lubricant. Put a little bit of the liquid inside the condom and put it on. The wet, slippery sensation inside the condom while you masturbate, in addition to warming up with friction, will make morning or bedtime masturbation much more enjoyable. 

5. The Steak

This technique is well worth it, but it always has the downside of wasting food. Take a steak from the fridge (defrosted, obviously) and microwave it for a few seconds to warm it up. Roll it around your penis and start with upward and downward motions. The sensation is similar to having sex. Bon appetit!

6. A Homemade Sex Toy

If you’re a fan of porn (or sex toys), you’ve probably seen those tubes with a silicone mouth, vagina, or anus, while the inside is textured, giving you the sensation of having “the real thing.” The truth is, you can easily make one with a glass, a condom, and any filling you prefer. All you have to do is the following: Get a tall glass (preferably plastic) and fill it with hydrated gel spheres that you can get at flower shops.

Fill the glass three-quarters full with this, then place the condom so that it’s unrolled and hugging the rim of the glass (you know, like the “ball-pulling” you did as a kid with a balloon and the top of a bottle). The next step is to put lubricant inside the condom and insert your penis.

Your member will eventually fill the space left behind in the glass. Start thrusting or up-and-down, and enjoy.

7. Against the Bed

Laundry day is the best time to do this, since you don’t have to worry about getting everything dirty—on the contrary. All you have to do is lie down with your penis exposed against the bed (you can also put a pillow) and start making thrusting movements.

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